MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL
CELEBRITIES REFUSE TO ENTERTAIN TROOPS...
They just love the military. We need another Bob Hope
JOHNNY CASH ON CHENEY'S I-POD...
The VP is hip. I don't even have an I-pod
Feds Monitor Muslims Without Warrants; Search For Nukes...
Awesome. Just don't tell the whole world.
Thwarted al-Qaida plot to kill Bush reported...
They got nothing, we kick ass.
China recruiting U.S. IT grads...
Scary.
Russia deploys new set of strategic nuclear missiles...
Putin is a scary dude. Ex-KGB...I wouldn't trust him
Christmas Eve sales slower than predicted
Predicted by who? Do they have a crystal ball?
Moderate Quake Shakes Pakistan
See, not only us infidels get hit.
Wait a sec for leap into 2006
Oh my god! The Earth is slowing down. Bush better do something about it.
Beware, Barbie! Kids Find Torturing Fun
Kids will be kids.
CHOLESTEROL DRUG MAY BE A LOT MORE
Phenomenal. We may never die. Now we just gotta fix Social Security.
Lawyer demands probe into Saddam torture claim
Why is this even news?
Bush, GOP Downsize Ambitions for 2006
Good. He's got too much in his plate already. Stick to protecting the country
which is his main and most important responsibility. Where in the constitution does it say that the President is responsible for all this other crap.
Vineyard in a box is must-have gift for Italian townies
I want one!!
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