THE PM CHRONICLE

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL PUMP MORE Hill Dems say Republicans are trying to give them cancer -- with Styrofoam cups... Hoyer: No Balanced Budget for 15-20 Years 'We've Dug Such a Deep Hole'... Harry Reid: Save federal funding for the cowboy poets! Report: Too many whites, men leading military... Ahmadinejad calls for new world order... DANGER: GOOGLE disables Android malware... Takes Heat Over App Security... GOOGLE's code change shifts billions from losers to winners... WARNERBROS to offer movies through FACEBOOK... NETFLIX shares drop 6%... Scorsese slapped with $2.85M back-tax bill... SHEEN FIRED, VOWS LAWSUIT... Waves machete on rooftop: 'Free at last!' Roseanne: He makes me look sane... Signs LIVE NATION deal to sell 'Winning!' merch... Woman caught with $170,000 in her underwear at JFK... Feds: Drug smuggler faked pregnancy, hid 34,230 Ecstasy pills in body suit... East-West military gap 'rapidly shrinking'... China could match US military power in 10-15 years... 'Awesome, it's the end of the world': Doomsday campers travel America preaching the Apocalypse on May 21... Gadgets 'ruining people's sleep'... Millionaire busted after buying pizza with credit card he found..